10. Horney Hiker
“One time I was hiking and got really horny so I went off into the woods and jacked off in the forest. And then I just sort of… finished on the ground. It was one of those things that sounded really great while I was horny and afterwards, I was like, ‘What the fuck did I just do?’ It feels so weird to also actually explain it. I never thought about how weird that decision my penis made for me was.” — Will, 27
Hmm… I can’t say I’ve ever felt horny while hiking, but I suppose to each their own!