Bizarre Things All Women Secretly Do But Will Never Admit

particular about pooping in public

When we have to (and absolutely HAVE to) go while out in public, we try to pretend we’re not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won’t poop until they’re left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. And nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places.

Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is.