It’s Only Chicken
Joe’s favorite restaurant was shut down. His ex wife who worked in the vicinity found out that inspectors had noticed something leaking from the ceiling. When they opened up the ceiling, to their horror they found eyes staring back at them. It turned out to be several chickens which the staff were rearing in the ceiling. Says Joe” Turns out, they were raising chickens in the ceiling and chicken CRAP was dripping in the food that I had been eating at least once a week.