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18 Of The Most Savage Things Kids Have Done

The Oatmeal Fiend

“‘Mom, you pretty much suck at everything except for making oatmeal.’ Kasper, 9 years old. Up for adoption”


The Tired Tantrum

“Two years ago a friend and I took my then 5-year-old daughter on a day trip to a museum and then a St Patrick’s Day parade. We were about two hours from home for most of the day so she was understandably tired. When we arrived at the house carrying our bags, etc, she dropped them right in the middle of the living room floor, to which I said ‘Honey, I’m going to need you to take that stuff into your room’. Without missing a beat, she replied ‘I’m going to need you to go fuck yourself!’”