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18 Of The Most Savage Things Kids Have Done

The List

“Whenever I tell my 4-year-old I love him, he tells me he doesn’t love me, then lists all of the people he does love. Daddy, his brother, nanny and granddad, all his preschool teachers, his friends, random person he’s met once or twice, the neighbour’s dog, police cars… It’s a long list.”


The Fake Wine Mom

“For the record, I don’t drink wine, and my daughter, 7, doesn’t know what it is. But I’m buying a bottle of wine for a work party and the clerk is swiping the bottle at the checkout when my daughter picks that moment to look at me with big eyes and say, ‘Mama, why don’t you spend more time with me?’”