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18 Of The Most Savage Things Kids Have Done

The Hormonal Hug

“I was nine months pregnant, about to pop, and very hormonal. My 3-year-old comes over to give me a hug. In her beautiful sing-songy voice she says, ‘I love you so much, Mommy Cow Cow!’

I cried.”


The Shop Assistant

“My 4-year-old son pointed at the teenage shop assistant with obvious acne and asked him if he had chicken pox.”